Puerile Things To Do... In A Hotel Elevator

• Welcome people who enter by saying "I've been waiting for you."
• Climb up the elevator shaft with your teeth.
• Start a game of monopoly in the middle of the elevator.
• "I spy something grey!" and keep repeating until someone answers.
• Start a mosh pit.
• Ask, "Did you feel that?"
• Sit in the middle of the elevator and growl at anyone who bumps you.
• Turn around and say, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here."
• Bring a luggage carrier from the lobby, pretend like you're a monkey, and start screaming and banging   on the bars.
• Every time someone gets on, yell "Hide it! Quick!" and then put your hands behind your back and whistle innocently.
• Drop something, and then when someone bends to pick it up, yell, "hey, that's mine!"
• Bring a mic and start up some karaoke.
• Ask, "does anyone have a phone I can borrow?" and then call one of their contacts and talk for hours.
• Act like you're about to cry and ask people, "have you seen my pet scorpion?"
• Have loud conversations with your other personalities.
• Make sure that all the buttons on the button panel are always pressed and lit up.
• Bring some perfume and start spraying everyone that enters.
• Start a game of Twister.
• Tell everyone about the history of hairnets.
• Hesitantly get off the elevator, and then get back on, and go back and forth, pretending that you're having a nervous breakdown
• If any of the passengers have luggage, ask them if they brought any toothpaste. If they did, beg to borrow some.
• Start a lemonade stand with coffee from the lobby.
• Group hug!
• If anyone tries to enter in a swimsuit, tell them, "Socks and shirts or no service."
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• Every time the doors are sliding open, pretend like you have the force.
• Sing "This is the song that never ends"
• Bring a water gun and starting shooting everyone.
• Tell stupid jokes.
• Pretend like everyone on the elevator is deaf, and start yelling "room service!" right in their ear, and then keep yelling it until they get off.
• Try to order pizza on the emergency phone.
• Any time someone gets on, offer to give them a tour of the elevator.
• Talk on your cellphone about some guy who's on the loose, then when you have everyone's attention, yell, "I think I found him!" and point at the most innocent looking of the group.
• Play dead.

I got some of these from various websites. I also had help from January Galaxy and Candy Panda. And I made up the rest.