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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Puerile Things To Do... In A Hotel Elevator

  • Welcome people who enter by saying "I've been waiting for you."
  • Climb up the elevator shaft with your teeth.
  • Start a game of monopoly in the middle of the elevator.
  • "I spy something grey!" and keep repeating until someone answers.
  • Start a mosh pit.
  • Ask, "Did you feel that?"
  • Sit in the middle of the elevator and growl at anyone who bumps you.
  • Turn around and say, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here."
  • Bring a luggage carrier from the lobby, pretend like you're a monkey, and start screaming and banging   on the bars.
  • Every time someone gets on, yell "Hide it! Quick!" and then put your hands behind your back and whistle innocently.
  • Drop something, and then when someone bends to pick it up, yell, "hey, that's mine!"
  • Bring a mic and start up some karaoke.
  • Ask, "does anyone have a phone I can borrow?" and then call one of their contacts and talk for hours.
  • Act like you're about to cry and ask people, "have you seen my pet scorpion?"
  • Have loud conversations with your other personalities.
  • Make sure that all the buttons on the button panel are always pressed and lit up.
  • Bring some perfume and start spraying everyone that enters.
  • Start a game of Twister.
  • Tell everyone about the history of hairnets.
  • Hesitantly get off the elevator, and then get back on, and go back and forth, pretending that you're having a nervous breakdown
  • If any of the passengers have luggage, ask them if they brought any toothpaste. If they did, beg to borrow some.
  • Start a lemonade stand with coffee from the lobby.
  • Group hug!
  • If anyone tries to enter in a swimsuit, tell them, "Socks and shirts or no service."
  • Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  • Every time the doors are sliding open, pretend like you have the force.
  • Sing "This is the song that never ends"
  • Bring a water gun and starting shooting everyone.
  • Tell stupid jokes.
  • Pretend like everyone on the elevator is deaf, and start yelling "room service!" right in their ear, and then keep yelling it until they get off.
  • Try to order pizza on the emergency phone.
  • Any time someone gets on, offer to give them a tour of the elevator.
  • Talk on your cellphone about some guy who's on the loose, then when you have everyone's attention, yell, "I think I found him!" and point at the most innocent looking of the group.
  • Play dead.
I got some of these from various websites. I also had help from January Galaxy and Candy Panda. And I made up the rest.
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