- Eat them like a French poodle.
- Tape them under your nose, so that you look French.
- Make the Eiffel Tower out of them.
- Play 52 Pick Up.
- Throw them at mimes and old people.
- Have a sword-fight.
- Dip them in wine.
- Put an abnormally large amount of French Fries in your mouth and attempt to say "Bon Jour!"
- Use them as band-aids and put them on boo boos.
- Paint a picture of the Louvre using a french fry as a paintbrush.
- Use them for acupuncture.
- See how long you can have a French Fry in your nose before you get tempted to eat it.
- Hand them out to French artists in the park.
- Use them as darts and throw them at a target.
- Make a French robot.
- Disguise them as French bread.
- Wear them on your head like a beret.
If you have any other brilliant ideas of ludicrous things to do with French Fries, or would just like someone to talk to, feel free to comment below. If you're wondering where the picture is from, I got it from another
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