Definitely Cliche Disney Movies

I wonder if anyone has ever made a movie about an old man who carried balloons around and had a talking dog. Oh, yes. They have.

Now, speaking completely of original movies with cliche characteristics, Disney movies are all the same. No one wants to admit it, but it's true. So what are the characteristics of a cliche Disney movie?

• Most of them are remakes of old fairytales.
• The girls are always pretty.
• They all have some sort of animal who is the main character's best friend. If you don't believe me, just look.

Pinnochio has a fish.
Cinderella has mice and birds.
The Black Cauldron has a pig.
Aladdin has a monkey.
Pocahontas has a hummingbird and a raccoon.
Mulan has a dragon and a cricket.
The Emperor's New Groove has a squirrel.
Tangled has a frog.
Oh, and the rest are ABOUT animals.

• The girls usually love family and reading.
• They tend to be a bit controversial. Don't believe me?

...The crows in Dumbo were uneducated, poor, lazy, and loved jazz music. They were also voiced by African-Americans.
...Peter Pan was racist against the Native Americans, and included a song called "What Makes the Red Man Red?"
...The Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp had poor grammar and mixed their R's and L's.
...The apes in The Jungle Book. Well, they can be racist against a lot of people.
...A song in Aladdin includes the lyrics "Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face. it's barbaric, but hey. It's home." This is racist against pretty much the entire Middle Eastern culture.

• They tend to have some goofy character.
• They all have a villain.
• Most of the characters do not have both parents.
• There is always singing.

I hope you see my point. Disney is getting quite a bit cliche. If you disagree or would just like someone to talk to, you can comment below. The picture is from here.